Leif Pettersen
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Leif Pettersen is an unemployable freelance writer, voluntarily homeless nomad and confessed wino originally from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, who is currently exercising his “unhinged contempt for reality” by mortgaging his future, traveling the world and deluging unsuspecting editors with material so raw and protracted that a trilingual, international support group is being formed to cope with the situation.
Leif enjoys, cider, traveling, wine, juggling, cheap wine, writing, vodka, girls, sangria, bad girls, sleep, food, having food prepared for him, the Minnesota Timberwolves, bad girls posing as the girl-next-door type, pictures of himself, reading his own material, being the center of attention, the word “free,” talking about himself, smelling himself, talking about his smell, reading other people’s comments about how awesome he is, forwarding web page links to his friends that feature comments about how awesome he is and topless beaches.
Leif has been a juggler/entertainer since he was 12 years old. Leif is available for special events, weddings, bar mitzvahs, bachelorette parties and swimsuit/lingerie exhibitions. Leif’s fees are negotiable. Payment often involves a mix of money (cash only), booze, groupies, stock options and general, gratuitous fawning. Bachelorette parties are always free of charge for obvious reasons.
You can see more of Leif’s “work” and jabbering opinions at his website.
