8 Things Not to Do in Lisbon

And 8 things to replace them with

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Lisbon is my hometown, but for years it was just the city I lived in. I liked it, but I saw nothing special here. It was one of the oldest inhabited cities in the world and had its own charm, but it was decadent and worn out. It lacked services and activities that would keep people interested beyond the usual stroll around old neighborhoods that were falling apart.

It took living abroad for a year to really made me appreciate my home. I left in 2010, and by then, the city was already changing. I was too busy with my own plans to notice at the time, but the rest of world was already recognizing its beauty, and Lisbon had evolved into a cosmopolitan capital, maintaining the qualities that made her unique. From 2009 on it has won multiple awards as a prime destination.

It’s been two years since I came back and I’ve spent them rediscovering the city that defines me. Since I returned, I have come upon many visitors and guidebooks doing and recommending things that, to me, kept them from truly experiencing the best the city has to offer.

As a local, I want to share my expertise and don’t want you to make the mistakes I see so many other visitors making. Here are this alfacinha’s  (Lisbon residente) tips on how to dodge them:

1. Do not stay only for a weekend

LIsbon

If it’s one weekend or not at all, do stay, but know that you’ll want to stay longer.

The best thing about Lisbon is its neighborhood life. Alfama, Principe Real, Bairro Alto e Bica are just a few of them, and they are best seen on foot, getting lost and checking out the many cafes on the many terraces (miradouros) that overlook the city, like the ones at Graça or Principe Real.

The nightlife starts late, and you should take advantage at least one night – having drinks on bars or on the street (Cais do sodré and Bairro Alto are the best neighborhoods for that) followed by all night dancing in nightclubs (Muxicbox, Lux and Ritz are my personal favorites) that will require at least a whole morning of sleep in to recuperate.

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Historical monuments are scattered in different parts of the city (the ones in Belém alone require a full day) and visiting museums like the Water Museum, Carmo and the City Museum (to name just a few) will allow you to better understand the culture and history of the city and the Portuguese.

Squeezing all that into a couple of days will leave you  with the exact opposite feel of the relaxed yet lively street life of Lisbon.

Do stay at least for a week.  Take Lisbon in a relaxed pace and also visit  the surrounding cities of Sintra, Cascais, Mafra, the Peninsula of Troia, and Serra da Arrabida.

2. Do not try to speak Spanish

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You’d be surprised at the amount of travelers who come to Portugal and speak Spanish, thinking it will be a courtesy to their interlocutor. But Portuguese is not Spanish, and we do not say gracias, adios, or buenas noches.

If you speak English and/or Spanish and don´t know how to speak Portuguese but need to start a conversation, do ask what the other person will prefer. If you’re only trying to be polite, learn how to say a few basic words and phrases in Portuguese: Obrigado, adeus, and boa noite.

3. Do not have dinner before 8.00p.m.

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We very rarely eat dinner early. Only at very touristy restaurants will you find anyone having dinner before 8pm. Anywhere else you´ll be joining the staff for their meal, if they are opened for business at all. If you´re tired after having explored all of the 7 hills in one day (ah, didn´t follow tip number 1!), go and have a nap, freshen up, and then join the rest of the city for dinner.

Do have dinner after 9.00 p.m if you´re planning to go out, otherwise you will need to kill time afterwards. Bars only start filling up after 10:30-11pm, and nightclubs are empty until around 1-2am. Do as we do: start late, eat slowly, linger around the table chatting, drink coffee and some digestifs, and make dinner part of your “night out.” If you really want to do it like the locals do, your night out should not end before 6am.

4. Do not pay a fortune for mediocre food and a Fado show.

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Yes, Fado is very much part of Lisbon´s history and culture (and, since 2011, UNESCO´s intangible cultural heritage), and you should listen to it live while you’re here, but most recommended places for dinner and fado in Alfama are a rip-off. You can expect to pay something between 35-60 Euro ($45-80USD) for a mediocre (or even bad) dinner with the show included. There are some where you can come after dinner, but there’s a fee (10-15 Euro) just for the show and the drinks are very expensive or they have a minimum drink requirement of at least 20 Euro.

Do listen to Fado for free. Try A Tasca do Chico in Bairro Alto. On Mondays and Wednesdays, they don’t charge admission or have a minimum drink requirement. You can just have a drink, some dinner or a snack – like cheese, ham, or chouriço.

O Povo  in Cais do Sodré holds a monthly musical residency for young fado singers/players. They act on weekdays, starting at 10pm, and there is no fee for the show. You can have just a drink at regular prices or have a meal, which will cost you about 15 Euro for a couple of  plates of traditional petiscos (tidbits). The Fado museum has “sung visits” on Saturdays and Sundays where you have a short fado session with a tour of the museum. There is no extra to the admission price.

5. Do Not get on Tram 28 at rush hour

Tram 28

Hopping on and of this tram is one the best and most inexpensive ways to get to know the more traditional neighborhoods of Lisbon, but stay away between 6 and 8pm. Apart from being a favorite among tourists, the tram also serves as the means of transportation for many locals.

Do take it between 9 and 11 am. It will be practically empty (except maybe in August when it may be packed with tourists at all times), so you’ll be able to enjoy the mellow, laid back feeling as you look out the window, sit down on the old leather seats, feel the breeze, and listen to the creaks and squeaks the old rail makes, as it has for the last 70 years.

6. Do not eat at Portas de Santo Antão Street

seafood lisbon

It’s a mystery to me why those restaurants are always filled with tourists. Supposedly they are  famous for the seafood, but I can’t understand why. They are overpriced, serve mediocre food, and are the only places in Lisbon with annoying people on the street flogging their businesses.

Do put on a couple of pounds. Seriously, don’t hold back. I never realized how good and varied Portuguese food was until I lived abroad for a year and didn’t have access to it. I craved for roasted cod, octopus “à lagareiro”, seafood rice, or açorda.

The Decadent and Entra are two good options for fresh, tasty Portuguese food with good presentation, a nice decoration, and great value for money (around 20 Euro per person, with wine). Ramiro is always a safe choice for seafood, but it can be pricey, and on the weekends the line is extremely long.

If you want to go cheap, there a lot of places that may look a little rough-around-the-edges but have simple yet tasty food. Practice common sense – look for portuguese people inside, ask around, and follow advice from locals.

7. Do not be discouraged  by the derelict buildings.

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The situation has improved enormously  in the past five years, with many recovery programs occurring. But you´re still likely to run into some neglected old buildings downtown and around the historical center.

Do check out the Urban Art. Since 2009, the City Council has an association (GAU) dedicated to promoting graffiti and street art as part of the cultural development of the city. They have put up several panels across town and periodically submit them to competition to be painted by the winners with the best drawings.

The CRONO project developed throughout 2010/2011 and turned some derelict buildings into canvases for national and international artists. Works from Os Gémeos, Erica il Cane, Sam3, Blu, Vhils, and many more can be seen on a simple walk on the street across town. In the summer, GAU organizes free tours to a lot of these locations.

8. Do not drink the same wine you drink at home

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In its tiny, 92,000 square kilometers, Portugal has 14 officially-recognized wine regions and several smaller ones within and around these, not to mention hundreds of local varietals. The wines are not classified by their variety, but by their region (each region has its own, typical grapes). We are (righteously) proud of our wines, and wine production is an important element of Portuguese culture, so we urge foreigners to try the local offerings instead of asking for cabernets and merlots.

Do explore all of our varieties of wine. Educate yourself in one of the many wine bars in town. They sell by the glass, which will allow you to try different ones without blowing your budget. My personal favorite, Os Goliardos, takes the concept of wines with character that transmit the terroir they come from, very seriously. They only have bottles from producers they have met, are very passionate about the historical and social context of wine production, and also organize blind, thematic wine tastings and courses.

Now that you know what you shouldn’t do and have some alternatives, get out there and explore. Let the city win you over as it has won me. Get lost, talk to people, feel its unique light as you wander over the cobblestoned streets, rest your eyes on the views over the rooftops and on to the Tagus river, eat a lot, drink some wine, laugh more, and just enjoy.

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  • Little Lisbon - Lisbon For Kids said at 2013-08-08T21:42:57+0000: Great! Number 9. Do not leave your kids at home! Lisbon is fun for kids and families!
  • Sérgio Żurawski said at 2013-08-09T15:05:35+0000: Muito bom, great tips :)
  • Sofia Ribeiro said at 2013-08-11T16:07:25+0000: Useful tips if you're planning to visit Lisbon for the first time.Absolutely agree with 2,3,4,7, and 8!1 - You don't necessarily need a week. A long weekend is definitely worth it as well. 5 - It's nearly always rush hour on tram 28. 6 - Unless you want to try Gambrinus, one of the finest but expensive restaurants in town.And, tip 9 - don't just stay in the center. Take half a day to explore Belém as well. Or cross the river by boat and go check the amazing beaches of Costa da Caparica.
  • Hugo Mestre Amaro said at 2013-08-10T14:17:53+0000: one thing not mentioned and very important: 28 tram is a nest of pickpockets and the perfect way to find yourself without your wallet, camera, money, belongings in ten seconds.
  • David William Hardisty said at 2013-06-28T01:31:42+0000: Add to number 5 "Do not get on tram No. 28 with a lot of money or your documents and cards easily accessible". Unfortunately it is also a haven for pickpockets.
  • José Marecos said at 2013-04-11T17:19:05+0000: Th 28th tram always has pickpockets but you shouldn't be afraid, just be smart!
  • VisitingPortugal said at 2013-08-09T18:34:24+0000: Great post, with a fun perspective! Just a note on #6: the takeout chicken from BomJardim on the Rua das Portas do Santo Antão is quite good and not expensive... but I agree there's no particular need to eat it there. (If you stay in one of our houses you can just walk up the hill and eat it on your terrace while you watch the sunset. Perfect for those days when you just can't wait for 9pm for dinner! (See #3))
  • Vera Cintia Ferreira said at 2013-08-10T21:49:04+0000: great article ;).
  • Bryan Soares said at 2013-06-27T05:33:55+0000: excellent. also do not take a bus if you are a family of three + as the Taxi is lot cheaper.
  • Dalila Palma said at 2013-08-12T10:23:33+0000: Interessante.
  • Sean O Riain said at 2013-06-27T10:09:07+0000: wonderful mosaico tiles still made to order @ www.artevida.net no alentejo.
  • Daibhidh Uallas MacMhathain said at 2013-08-29T14:07:21+0000: Great article and so true. I've been visiting Lisbon and Portugal off and on since 2003/04, and lived there for nearly three months while I was researching and writing my first masters thesis in 2005. I made wonderful friends who I see nearly every year and they and the city and country mean a great deal to me. What a wonderful city and people! Europe's best kept secret..
  • Ricardo Rodrigues Rocha said at 2013-04-19T08:44:59+0000: Boas dicas Filipa! Artigo interessante, algumas das dicas guardei para mim, nomeadamente alguns dos restaurantes sugeridos, para também fazer de turista em LX. Entrar pela sugestão e restaurantes é sempre polémico e subjetivo, já se sabe...há tantos bons restaurantes em Lisboa. A unica dica de que discordo é a do fado. A experiência de jantar numa casa de fados é muito interessante e é uma cultura e atividade económica que temos que incentivar, para além disso, as opções gratuitas sugeridas, não são grande espingarda em termos de fado...
  • Juan C. Fierro said at 2013-08-10T15:24:09+0000: I can relate to some of the tips as we spent some time in Lisbon in June. The tips hit the nail right on the head! I cannot wait to go back and explore more of the city and of the country. Gracias! ;)
  • Lorraine O'Hara said at 2013-04-13T14:50:13+0000: OOnaI so plan on not doing everything on this list, wish it was next week and you were coming too. Will miss you Amigo ( oh wait is that Spanish?)
  • Jeff Phelps said at 2013-04-12T06:57:02+0000: pretty dumb comments...
  • Turismo EnPortugal said at 2013-04-12T14:23:32+0000: Nice tips :-)
  • Artur Lopes Cardoso said at 2013-06-24T11:48:22+0000: Well, you can have dinner at the Gambrinus, in the portas de santo antão.... The others suck, but Gambrinus is a must!
  • Patricia Maia Noronha said at 2013-06-26T23:58:42+0000: melhor casa de fado de Lisboa: Mesa de Frades (rua dos Remédios).
  • Sofia Sire said at 2013-06-26T22:18:21+0000: true
  • Renas Cimento said at 2013-08-09T12:43:27+0000: 9-don't buy Haxixe or weed at the downtown ever!
  • Jose Carmo Francisco said at 2013-07-30T13:51:34+0000: Tem o erro de todas as generalidades... Por exemplo nas Portas de S. Antão existe o Bomjardim e o outro onde estava sempre o Fernando Lopes...
  • Ana Luísa Guterres said at 2013-08-11T19:22:12+0000: Nice!
  • Luís Simões said at 2013-08-10T11:47:46+0000: Guia para turistas... incompleto... mas há tanto para ver que é difícil ser totalmente abrangente!
  • Vasco Cano P. Santos said at 2013-08-10T14:51:52+0000: Interessante