Living the high life with adrenalin coursing through their veins, Penny crashes and rolls a quadbike, quaffs champagne and oysters, and holds her breath as Tom whizzes past her at 80kmph.
Tom narrowly averts catastrophe by putting his rally driving expertise into practise on the world's best maintained gravel roads. All those hours on the Playstation finally paid off.
Acres of clear blue sky, young boys ploughing the fields by hand, donkeys burdened with maize sacks, men wrapped in blankets donning good, old fashioned wellington boots - Lesotho is a gateway into an
AK47s, Armageddon, four minute instant skin cancer and an attempted conversion to the Islamic faith using a wholesome fish curry and Barbra Streisand songs - it's just another crazy week in South Afri
After viewing all the cuddly wildlife in Kruger National Park you can pick up fresh game meat from the camp site and toss your favourite antelope onto the braai.
"What National Park?" exclaimed the American traveller standing on the edge of the Northern Drakensberg, Royal Natal National Park. "Do you mean Kruger?"
Mugabe's propaganda machine continues to manufacture anti-British and American sentiment while the queues for bread are the longest yet. More importantly, Tom gets trapped inside a toilet on the Victo
Billed as 'excellent' in Lonely Planet, the Pretoria Tourism Information Centre scores a big fat zero out of ten - they had never even heard of Kruger National Park.
