Mugabe's propaganda machine continues to manufacture anti-British and American sentiment while the queues for bread are the longest yet. More importantly, Tom gets trapped inside a toilet on the Victo
Billed as 'excellent' in Lonely Planet, the Pretoria Tourism Information Centre scores a big fat zero out of ten - they had never even heard of Kruger National Park.
Tom metamorphises into Joy Adamson as he walks with lions in the bush, while Penny investigates why Zimbabwean men are petrified of their wives attending 'kitchen parties'.