Going Hungry in Milan
After one day of reading the tourist brochure 'Hello Milan,' and not finding a decent place to eat, Leif Pettersen said 'Goodbye, Milan'.
Up Close With David Beckham
James Michael Dorsey and his wife did not recognize the man who would be indirectly responsible for their own faces being on TV and in the newspapers.
Fountain of Breasts
Leif Pettersen wants a break from tourist Italy and finds everything he is looking for in Bologna - good local food, a laid back city, and a fountain of breasts.
Two Dead Sheep
On a walking tour of England's Lake District, a series of coincidences made it more difficult for Eric D. Lehman to brush aside each accident with impunity.
Deconstructing Venice
Travelers often call Venice a maze. After getting lost multiple times, Leif Pettersen thinks the appropriate word for navigating one of Italy's oldest cities is extreme-giga-maze-hard-core-to-the-max-Gomer.
Ducks of the Interlaken
Two memories of Interlaken that will always stay with James Michael Dorsey and his wife are the laundromat, and the ducks that tried to kill them.
Chosen Greek Men
In Athens, pleated white skirts act as tourist magnets - because they are worn by men...with guns.
Sketches of Spain
Memories are imperfect, and Ibsen Moy wonders if the story he is telling actually happened the way he is recounting it.
Land in the Clouds
Time slows down in Meteoras, where monks produce wine in old oak vats and carpentry and masonry tools are created by hand.
The Ultimate Marriage of Culture and Geekdom: Touring Paris on a Segway
It's a revolutionary two-wheeled, self balancing, personal transportation device and Leif Pettersen WILL own one before he dies.
