Brazilian Soccer Rules – Porto Alegre, RS, Brasil
Brazilian Soccer Rules
Porto Alegre, RS, Brasil
|The Gremio Stadium at Night: Panorama|
Tucked away in the opposite corner were the fans from the opposing team, screaming away like awful monkeys. Gremio graciously affords them a whole section – one of the 30 or so – all to themselves, but wisely cordons them off with about 15 policemen, lest their filthy stench and odd mating cheers annoy the rest of us. They make a lot of noise, actually, those greatly outnumbered fans from the other team. I am told the city from whence they come “has a lot of the gays,” which is followed by some funny smiles and helps explain the cheer of, basically, “You guys are gay,” in Portuguese. I don’t remember the exact cheer, but that bears a close resemblance to it.
This unflinching passion for the team is amplified by the accessibility of it all. Prices of tickets in the general admission section – toward the ends and on the hot and sunny side – range from R$5 to R$10, roughly two to four US dollars. This means that anyone who has money to buy a T-shirt with the team’s three colors of blue, black, and white can afford to watch a game and tell the ref he sucks. Likewise, all the refreshments are as cheap as on the outside: Cervejas are an insane (to this American) R$2,50 – 1 US dollar! and a Coke is R$1,50. For some reason on this day I decline multiple offers and sit drinkless for the duration. I simply can’t believe that they don’t swindle all their captive, thirsty fans like all the stadiums in the States.
|The Die-Hard Gremio Fans|
When the final whistle sounds, our team has won 3-1, beating those losers from the city of gays. We gather our stuff, and follow the blue blanket of fans slowly exiting the stadium. As we shuffle out the front gate of the stadium, a boatload of vendors accosts us, selling healthy selections of unhealthy churrasquinhos de gato – barbecued cat – basically shish kebabs of salty (salty!) second-rate beef.
Eager to put a finish off this fine day in style, I gladly indulge in one of these cooked cats for all of R$1, and we take the walk of champions back to the car, amidst the droves of blue celebrating the victory. With my pre-dinner on-a-stick in hand, I take in the dusty sun and let the memory of that son of a bitch ref melt away in fatty, salty bliss.
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