It Doesn’t Matter Which Road You Take #15

practical-guide
Updated Aug 4, 2006

Episode Fifteen: Florence David, Karaoke and a Room With A View The train stops and the sign outside says “Firenze”, but the station looks somewhat odd. I remember reading that the main station is located in the heart of the city, but this surrounding countryside looks like an Italian version of Deliverance. Two girls with

Episode Fifteen: Florence


David, Karaoke and a Room With A View


The train stops and the sign outside says “Firenze”, but the station looks

somewhat odd. I remember reading that the main station is located in the

heart of the city, but this surrounding countryside looks like an Italian

version of Deliverance. Two girls with packs ask us if this is where we get

off and we shrug in unison. We decide to stay on the train, which turns out

to be a good move as we roll into town. I guess naming two stops Firenze is

not confusing to anyone but us.


The girls, Gigi and Mary, are Canadian. Mary is cute and sarcastic, a good

combination. Chris thinks Gigi is the prettiest girl we have met so far. I

argue that the lady from the American party is my favorite, though Gigi does

come very close to ousting her. From our conversation, one would think we

have been away from female companionship for just a little too long. One

would be absolutely right.


Upon entering Florence, we have made no reservations. The girls are staying

in a small hotel two blocks form the station and the prices are supposed to

be decent. We tag along and the landlady says she can accommodate us. Our

room is like a little hallway with a sink, the beds are against the wall,

end to end. The first thing out of my mouth is that Chris cannot sleep with

his feet near my head, nor his head near my head, which leaves him with

little other options. The window is a thick, wooden thing that opens out to

a view of Florence rooftops. Chris paraphrases E.M. Forster by saying every

young woman should have a room with a view. He is not crazy about our view,

but says that since he is not a young woman, he will have to be okay with a

not-so-good view.


I, on the other hand, think the view is magnificent. It looks out over the

red-tiled roofs of Florence, and in the background, purple hills reaching to

the blue, Italian sky. Gigi comes to our room and asks if we would like to

do something later. I suggest dinner and she agrees. This excites us, but we

have hours before dinner comes about, so we decide to go out onto the

streets of Florence.


Our first turn is a bad one and we get lost. We are supposed to be able to

use the giant dome in the middle of the city to guide us, but we end up

walking through alleys with tall walls and pass right by without seeing it.

We somehow end up crossing the river and wandering into some hills. This

type of being lost is fun, but after awhile it becomes annoying. The fact

that we are walking through forestland while we are supposed to be in the

city makes us nervous. We find some steps and what looks like a park, which

makes us feel better that civilization is close, but still does not help

with the fact that my feet are starting to hurt.


Lost and confused, we stumble onto a parking lot and see a statue up ahead.

It is a reproduction of Michelangelo’s David. He is facing toward the far

side of the parking lot, which we find overlooks the entire city of

Florence. How we got that far out of the city, I cannot tell, but where it

has led us makes it worth every step.


From here, we have a panorama of Il Duomo and the bridge, Ponte Vecchio,

which spans over the river Arno. I use up an entire roll of film trying to

take the perfect picture. We are all alone up here and we wonder if people

know about this spot, but we assume they must, as we see one of those

telescopes that let you spy on things for a coin or two. We find a trail

that takes us back to town and our upcoming dinner dates.


Something must be wrong with Chris today. Maybe he accidentally used my soap

or is wearing my socks. I say this because we are lost again. Everything is

fine the first few minutes. I mention that I am in the mood to buy a new

shirt and we head off in a direction that shirts may be sold. Suddenly, we

find ourselves unable to figure out where we are. We stop to ask a woman

where the train station is and she points to the left. We go that direction

and find that we have reached a train station, only, it is not the one in

the middle of town. Still not knowing where we are, I make the mistake of

rubbing my eye too vigorously. To my chagrin, I have torn my contact in

half.


Tired and half-blind I stumble behind Chris. We decide to follow the

railroad tracks back into town. Our logic is that they will eventually lead

us to the main station, but we are also wondering if we are going the wrong

direction, toward the countryside. After a while the train traffic becomes

heavier and we start to see more buildings. We are behind the main station

now and our hotel is only two blocks over. For some reason, when I am lost,

I have adventures. When Chris is lost, it is just annoying.


We arrive at the hotel an hour after we said we would, but the girls are

still waiting for us. They are poor like us and are looking for someplace

cheap to eat. Gigi says that she heard the train station has a restaurant

that is supposed to be good and cheap, so we go. Chris orders the lasagna

and the two girls get French fries, I get this weird thing that I see

displayed at the counter. It is a piece of meat full of spices, but not like

a meatloaf, more like a hamburger patty. I finish it, and while everyone

else is talking, I go back to the counter to find out what I have just

eaten.


The cook tells me the name of it and I let him know I really enjoyed it. He

tells me to follow him and takes me into the kitchen. He grabs a patty of

meat and puts it into a bowl full of tomato juice. He says let it soak for a

while and then take it out. After this, he places it on the counter and

begins to massage different spices and herbs into it. Once this is done, he

pours some of the tomato juice into a hot pan and then drops in the meat,

cooking it with the boiling juice. He lets me know the lesson is over with a

smile and a wave of the hand. I thank him and leave, taking with me

everything about this food item except its name.


We head back to the hotel and the girls tell us that we have to find a place

that sells gelato. I tell them I have had it, but they both swear that a

gelato outside of Florence is not real gelato. I would hate to tell that to

someone from Rome. We walk around and finally find a small store that sells

the Italian version of ice cream. I order something that is the color of

cream and tastes like raspberry.


We walk out of the shop and Gigi takes a bite of hers. She spits it out and

tells us not to eat it.


“This,” she says, “is not a good gelato.”


I tell her mine is good, but she says that she does not want us to think

this is the way they are supposed to taste. I tell her I will do no such

thing as I continue to make mine disappear.


Back at the hotel, there is only one shower. It is a large bathroom that

closes with two sliding doors. Gigi is the first to shower and then I go

next. When I return to the room, she is sitting on my bed, hair wet and in a

robe. I walk in and she says there you are, gets up, says see you later and

walks out. With my eyebrows aloft, I give Chris the international smirk that

says way to go buddy, but he appears confused. He says that she came in

asking where I was, says she will wait for me and then when I get back from

my shower, she leaves. Gigi and Mary are supposed to meet up with this

Australian guy in front of the Dome later, and want to know if we would like

to join them. Of course, we say yes.


The Australian guy’s name is Murray, and the first five seconds talking to

him, Chris says that he does indeed have a certain Murray-ness to him. He is

one of those attractive free spirits that either attracts or repels women.

No one has any plans as of yet and I suggest that we go to the parking lot

Chris and I discovered earlier, to look over the city at night. On the way

up Gigi tells me that she left home last September and will not be back

until next August. That is almost a year without seeing her family. She says

her parents keep sending her to different schools and money to travel with,

almost as if they are trying to keep her from coming home.


We reach the lookout point and find that it is full of tourists and tour

buses. Apparently, we did not stumble upon some forgotten viewpoint earlier

in the day; it is just that no one else was around. The place is called

Piazzale Michelangiolo. After we ooh and ahh over the city lights, we go back

down and attempt to find a disco that Murray has heard is good. We wander

the streets endlessly and are all becoming increasingly annoyed. A guy

approaches us with free passes to a disco down the street, so we go. The

dance floor is supposed to open at ten, and it is only nine, so we decide to

sit in the lounge and wait.


The lounge consists of big round booths facing a large television screen. We

have entered a world of Karaoke, which is fine, except for the fact that I

hate Karaoke almost as much as mimes. The DJ hands each of us a microphone,

so that the entire table can sing along, and soon we are one of four tables

belting out the words to Bryan Adams, The Simple Minds and Prince.


Gigi is leaning into me and I cannot tell if it is a positive toward me, or

because she has lost the ability to balance. Chris does not want to join in

the singing, but I keep buying him beers and eventually he picks up his

microphone. I am not paying attention to what he is doing, but it looks like

the DJ is. After making noises, humming and laughing into the mike, Chris

gets his taken away. Sometimes I do not know what to do with this boy.


The disco does not open at ten. They tell us they need more people to

arrive. By eleven, the music is thumping, but they still think there is not

enough people to open the doors. By midnight we have given up on dancing and

have given in to Karaoke. Many beers help me make this transition.


Murray announces that his hostel has a curfew and he has to leave. Chris,

Mary and I say farewell to him. Then we notice that Gigi is getting up. We

ask her where she is going and she says that it is time to go because Murray

has a curfew. Chris, Mary and I look at each other, trying to figure out at

what point any of us became Murray.


We ask Gigi if she is leaving and she says that we can do what we want. We

take this as a sign that she wants to be alone with Murray, but he leaves

and it is just the four of us. Assuming the dance floor will never open, we

decide to call it a night and head back to the hotel. My bed is firm and we

have decided to sleep in. I am excited because we have our own room at the

end of the hall. I plan on snoring like a crazy man.


The next morning we sleep in, lounge around and generally take our time. We

go to the outdoor leather market and shop for trinkets to send back home.

Once again, the beauty of the Italian women strikes me, though this time

they are not zooming by on mopeds, they are instead zooming by on

high-heeled leather boots. The Italian men are all studs, but this only

makes me jealous, so I avoid looking at them. The market is fun but crowded.

I buy a leather wallet that smells like a new Mercedes and then we work our

way to an outdoor café, where we drink cappuccinos and write postcards.


We go to see Michelangelo’s David at the Accademia. The map makes it look

like it is just down the street, but we walk for many blocks and are

beginning to believe we have taken a wrong turn. Then I spot a cigar shop,

and outside the door, are hundreds of postcards of David. They have him

posing from the right, left, above and below. They have him wearing

sunglasses, boxer shorts or a toga. One has a hole in it for a light switch

to poke through and I avoid turning it over, afraid to see Made in the USA

printed on the backside.


Up the street is the Accademia, but the line is ridiculous and the tickets

cost more than our hotel. The people are barely moving and the museum is not

open for much longer, so we decide to forego this masterpiece and return to

town. I am positive that I will be back in Florence soon, so I do not feel

too bad as we walk away from the cities most famous art piece. I can only

hope Michelangelo forgives me this choice.


We go to Piazza della Signoria, a square in the middle of town, where we see

an exact replica of where David had once stood. I remember reading that this

is where it was originally placed. It was brought in a cart at night, and

Michelangelo had to sleep next to it, to keep kids from throwing rocks at

it. After several nights, they finally reached this spot and it was

unloaded. In the morning, the people of Florence had gathered around it.

Michelangelo was expecting the worst, as the Florentine’s are stern art

critics, but the people accepted it with open arms. They were excited to

have something that would bring so much pride to their city.


We go inside the building it guards, Santa Croce, and see where some of the

cities most elite are laid to rest. Michelangelo’s tomb is impressive,

adorned with marble figures resting upon it. Dante’s tomb has a life-size

marble statue of him, looking both frightening and scholarly, though his

body is not actually in this location. Galileo takes up a smaller portion of

the wall, and a little further down, a plague commemorating Leonardo Di

Vinci. Outside is a garden of sculpture, but it is fenced off and we are in

no mood for scaling.


From here, we walk to Il Duomo and I am mesmerized with all the people. I

cannot stop taking pictures of the panhandlers. With their soiled garments

and handlebar mustaches, they look like they have been dropped here from

another century. The art around Il Duomo is impressive, as is the enormity

of the dome itself. Every street in Florence has been right out of a picture

book and I have gone through almost all of my film today. The rest of the

day is spent looking at art, people and buildings. I eventually come to the

conclusion that Florence is now my favorite city.


We eat at a restaurant that specializes in my favorite thing, calzones. We

then walk off dinner by going to the main bridge to watch the sun set. The

wall around the river, as with most of the walls in Florence, is pietra

serena, the serene stone of Florence. It is a special stone that comes from

the hills around this area and I decide I want some. My rock collecting

habit has become obsessive, but it is too late to stop now.


I remember that a friend of mine told me that her dad took a rock from

Russia when he was visiting there. They caught him at the airport and told

him it was considered stealing from their country. He was let go, oddly

enough, with the rock still in his possession. I wonder what the rules are

against taking European rocks. Surely, it is not as bad as taking an

artifact, painting or the skeleton of a saint, but then again, who knows? I

am weighing the pros and cons of this endeavor when I see what I want. A

piece of the wall has broken off and shattered on the ground. There is a

triangular piece as big as my hand that somehow tells me it has always

wanted to see the States. Assuming it will only be swept up and thrown away,

I give in to its request.


On the way back to the hotel, we stumble upon an American bookstore. I want

to buy something to read but cannot help but feel guilty that I still have

not read Don Quixote, so I abstain. The girls have just returned from a day

in Pisa. We are all going to Venice tomorrow, but we are leaving early and

they are taking a later train. Gigi tells us to meet them in the main

square, where they will be meeting Murray, and then we can all ride the

Gondolas. We agree and then head to our rooms.


It is raining hard and there is a rainbow outside. The smell of wet is sleep

inducing, so we decide to leave the window open. Later, the sound of

obnoxious Italian teenagers is not sleep inducing, so the window is closed.


Tomorrow we reach Venice, Italy’s city of the canals.