Vienna: Nothing Coy About It – Vienna, Austria, Europe

Sauna Man
Sweat poured off my head, the bottle of water I brought with me provided little relief. Still, the wet sauna at the Amalienbad pool and bath proved to be clarifying after three days of walking, pedaling and riding the tram around Vienna.

I was soon joined by a middle-aged Austrian man, who, upon sitting next to me, opened up with what sounded like a question in German. It had been more than a decade since I had bluffed and stuttered my way through high school German, which I only took because I needed two years of a foreign language to get into college. The little German I remembered was limited to part of the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance that we had to say in “Deutsche” at the start of every class.

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'm sorry, I only speak English."

Without missing a beat, Sauna Man nodded, pointed to my knee-length swim trunks, told me, in English, that I wasn’t supposed to be wearing anything in the steamroom. I apologized and told him that in America, we usually wear something when we go to the sauna.

He leaned his head back and cracked out a quick laugh. “Ah, you Americans are very coy!”

We talked and sweated a bit more before I took my leave. I had to agree with him about the “coy” remark, especially coming from a resident of Vienna; a city that I learned has never been coy about how it has presented itself on the world stage.

Vienna – not a coy city
Up until the early 20th century, the great empires of Europe were known for building monuments to themselves that were so grand, and at times so gaudy, that they would probably make even Donald Trump blush with self-embarrassment. World War I put an end to the invincibility of the old empires, and the Austrian Empire (in its later years, the Austro-Hungarian Empire), run by the Hapsburg Family for more than 600 years, was no exception. Karl I, the last Hapsburg ruler abdicated in 1918, but not before the family dynasty had turned Vienna into its own private architectural playground with a building binge that would put to shame any American real estate developer’s idea of what a “planned community” should look like.

Imperial Look and Feel
Vienna can thank Franz Josef, the Hapsburg Emperor from 1848 until his death in 1916, for much of the city’s – well – imperial look and feel. Beginning in 1857 Franz Josef set upon a massive campaign that tore down Vienna’s old walls, rebuilt the city and created a downtown area called the Ringstrasse, popularly known as The Ring. The story is that Franz Josef wanted to outdo Napoleon’s renovating of Paris; whether he succeeded might be a matter of debate, but even a cursory look around Vienna, leaves no doubt about the Emperor’s ambitions.

Majestic only begins to describe the fruits of Franz Josef’s architectural whirlwind. Much of the architecture is in the High Renaissance style, columns and pilasters are part of almost every building. Many of Vienna’s most famous works of architecture are within the Ring, including St. Stephen’s Cathedral with its tiled roof of chevrons, the Votive Church and its twin Gothic towers and the Austrian Parliament building.

Two of the Best Museums
But it’s Vienna’s museums that truly stand out within the Ring. Two of the best, nearly completely opposite in terms of style and collections, are the Museum of Art History and the Secession Museum. In some ways, the Hapsburgs were similar to any other family; they liked to exhibit mementos of their travels, pictures of people and places that held special meaning to them. The only differences are instead of the average family’s snow globe from Disneyland, the Hapsburgs had Canova’s Theseus & the Minotaur sculpture. Instead of a photo of Aunt Millie at the Golden Gate Bridge, the Hapsburgs adorned their walls with self-portraits of Rembrandt and Rubens.

Museum of Art History

Museum of Art History

The Museum of Art History is massive, both in its physical size and the scope of its collections. Completed in 1891, the museum reflects the Hapsburgs addiction to artwork, showing off the vastness of their empire. Everything is here: Egyptian collections, Greek and Roman antiquities, works by the Flemish, Dutch and Italian masters only begin to hint at the number of artwork within the museum’s walls. The museum can be seen in a day, but it’s exhausting, your feet will thank you for spending a second day to take in the whole place.

While the Museum of Art History might be an example of art and architecture taken to the extreme, the Secession Museum is its philosophical opposite. Secessionism was born in Vienna in 1897, when a group of 19 progressive artists broke away from the conservative art schools of that day to explore more contemporary trends in art. The Secession Museum, with its unmistakable gold leaf dome, was built within a year and immediately caused a stir in Vienna’s art community.

Secession Museum

Secession Museum

Although the museum holds various exhibitions, its claim to fame is the home to Gustav Klimt’s Beethoven Frieze. Klimt was among the early Secessionists, he based the 110–foot long Frieze on Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony. Since the Frieze is positioned about 15 feet up on the wall, a feeling of the piece’s importance is achieved by causing the viewer to look upward in order to take in the images, such as floating women meant to symbolize the yearning for happiness, a large gorilla representing sin and a choir of angels that show humanity’s triumph over evil. I can’t say any part of the Frieze had me humming the "‘Ode To Joy" section of Beethoven’s Ninth, but it’s an impressive, moving piece of work, especially knowing that the Frieze was intended to be a temporary exhibit.

Schönbrunn Palace
It’s easy to spend all day, or several days, exploring the Museum of Art History, the Secession Museum and other houses of art within the Ring. The Ring, though, isn’t the only area of Vienna where it’s possible to take in some of the world’s great works of art, or to get a feel for what it was like to live in an age when an empire really was an empire. A visit to the magnificent Schönbrunn Palace in southwest Vienna is almost enough to make one think that the Hapsburg emperor is still on the grounds, about to come out and review his entourage.

France’s Versailles and England’s Buckingham might be better known in the pantheon of great European palaces, but Schönbrunn could give them both a run for their money. While parts of the Schönbrunn complex date back to 1637, the Viennese can thank Empress Maria Theresia for making Schönbrunn her court and transforming it into what is probably the best example of the Hapsburg’s grandiose philosophy of architecture as a statement of both art and imperial might. Maria Theresia took the throne in 1740, between 1744 and 1749, her architects turned the palace into a testament of her love of the rococo style, and the color yellow – hence the exterior paint job that bears the name Schönbrunn Yellow.

Schonbrunn Palace

Schonbrunn Palace

With more than 1,400 rooms in the main palace, it isn’t hyperbolic to say Schönbrunn was fit for an emperor. In fact, the palace is so grand that Napoleon, no stranger to imperial ambitions, claimed Schönbrunn for himself in both 1805 and 1809, and actually stayed there at times during his conquests across Europe. The palace even includes the Napoleon Room, most likely a testament to the historical fact of Napoleon’s presence at Schönbrunn than any honor toward the French emperor’s conquest of Vienna.

Touring the palace is relatively easy, only about 40 rooms are open to the public. I purchased an audio headset that provided an English guide to the palace, invaluable, as almost all of the room and item descriptions were in the German that I had practically forgotten. Highlights of the palace included the private apartments of Franz Josef and his wife Elisabeth, the Round Chinese Room, where Maria Theresia planned 18th century European diplomacy with her closest advisors and the Blue Chinese Room, where, after more than six centuries, the Hapsburg dynasty met its end when Karl I gave up the throne on November 11, 1918, also bringing an end to World War I.

If Schönbrunn’s interior wasn’t enough to impress someone with the scope of the Hapsburg power and ambition, a walk through the lush palace garden and up a verdant hill to the Gloriette, will make you a believer. Built in 1775, the Gloriette is a gigantic walkway, viewing stand and monument to the reach of the Hapsburg Empire. Its pillars and arches create a Romanesque feel. At first glance, it’s hard to imagine anyone other than one of the Hapsburg rulers worthy of standing on top of the building and taking in the expansive view of Vienna below.

The Hapsburgs, like their empire, are long gone. Now, anyone who wants can climb the stairs to the top of the Gloriette, pausing along the way to sign their name on the walls like hundreds of other previous tourists. The view of Vienna, especially late in the afternoon, with the sun setting and shining off of the city’s cathedrals, museums and performance halls, is open to the public. But it’s still imperial. There is nothing coy about it.


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